Yeah, I'm Abrasive. F#ck You. Moisturizing Salt Scrub

Mad Mimsy

Regular price $14.95

One of our most popular items! 

Why are women who speak their minds called abrasive? It’s seriously f*cked up. If having a mind makes us abrasive, then we’d rather be abrasive than not true to ourselves. So, deal with it!

This salt scrub will exfoliate the f*ck right out of your skin. At the same time it’ll moisturize your skin and leave all that icky abrasiveness in the tub behind. You’ll emerge a new woman. Or maybe not new, but definitely softer around the edges. Keep in mind, this is a salt scrub, you probably won’t want to get it in your eyes or any open cuts… or maybe you want that, who am I to judge?

Use as often as you like in the shower or the bath. This is made with oils that stay liquid at any temperature, so no risk in clogging your drains and the salt will just dissolve in your tub.

Do your best to keep the scrub from getting water into it, we provide a wooden spoon to assist. Why? Well, because once you introduce water to the scrub the magic formula that keeps this all natural will be compromised and you’ll need to use it all within a week. Water is a killer for natural products. In order for us to keep our products all natural and avoid adding chemical preservatives, you’ll need to keep water out.

This scrub includes all natural ingredients.

Instructions: Use the scoop provided, use your own scoop, or portion out in your own single use container to bring into the shower or tub. Scrub all over your body, rinse and enjoy!

Shelf life: 6 months from date of sale, provided you don’t add water (if you get water in the scrub, use within a week)
Net Volume: 8 oz
Ingredients: Mimsy Attitude!  Also, Sea Salt, Almond Oil, Vanilla Extract, Vitamin E (the coffee salt scrub also includes coffee) 
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