Breeder Belly Butter - Stretch Marks Can Suck It!

Mad Mimsy


Regular price $24.95
Yay! You’re pregnant! Congratulations! Have you thought about how much labor will hurt? Or stretch marks? Or daycare? Or the price of diapers? Ok, ok, We'll stop. Don’t you hate it when all the moms you know tell you their horror stories? It terrified us and by the 8th month of hearing that stupid stuff, we really wanted to slap someone. And, stretch marks? You know what those are? Those are nature’s way of saying ‘f*ck you’. Your skin is growing and stretching faster than it can stretch, so it tears and leaves a scar. Seriously? Yeah, seriously. 

Use this Breeder Butter as your revenge. When your friends are all crying in your ear about how many stretch marks they got you can smile and nod knowing that this is going to help keep those pesky tiger stripes away from your beautiful belly.

This all natural product is a cross between a butter and a mousse. It goes on smooth and has a light scent from the essential oils used. The oils added are proven to help moisturize your belly and help it grow. We add no scent and no color to this formula. The color you see comes from the butters, oils and essential oils added to this fantastic formula. That baby doesn’t need anything manufactured or unnatural! Only the best for you!
Shelf life: 1 year
Net Volume: 4 oz

Ingredients:  Mimsy Attitude! Also, Almond Oil, Coconut Oil, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Vitamin E, Essential Oils

Instructions: Rub some on your belly, thighs, boobs, wherever you feel is getting stretched as many times a day as you want!

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